Oh God, my uncle, what a mess I’ve gotten myself into! How am I ever gonna explain this mess to you? You see, I don’t even know where to begin or what you’re specifically talking about at this moment. But let me clarify my position: I am a proud member of the Imperial Senate, currently embarked on a crucial diplomatic mission to Alderaan. Yet, here I am, caught in this unexpected dilemma.
She—the traitorous Princess Leia—must have hidden the Death Star plans in the escape pod, hoping to slip them past our vigilant eyes. This is a grave mistake on her part. Commander, you must act swiftly. Send a detachment of your most trusted troops down to the surface to retrieve those plans. And please, see to it personally. Your presence will ensure that nothing goes wrong and that we retrieve the plans without any further complications.
This time, there’ll be no one to stop us. The Rebellion’s days are numbered, and with those plans in our possession, their defeat will be swift and decisive. We must seize this opportunity and crush their hopes of freedom once and for all!
